Ilbrand Dwarf

{2}{r}: At the end of the turn, put a -1/-1 counter
on any creature damaged by Ilbrand Dwarf
{4}{r}: Ilbrand Dwarf gets +X/+X until end of
turn, where X is the number of burning
permanents you control.
"Whatever you do, avoid short jokes of you'll bear
the scars of his temper."