I'll Miss You Turd

Target opponent loses 3 life,
If target opponent controls 2 or more creatures, creatures not in your control get -3/-3
You're an amazing person and friend and I'm sad
that I'm leaving, but thank you for all of the amazing
memories and making me feel appreciated and happy.
And don't you dare think about leaving me to play
Minion Masters alone, that's just embarrassing.