I'll take one of everything

Target creature gains indestructible, bushido 1, annihilator 1, trample, flying, shadow, phasing, infect, wither, lifelink, deathtouch, first strike, last strike, double strike, hexproof, ward 1, protection from white, green, colorless, blue, black, red, and devoid, vigilance, poisonous 1, islandwalk, plainswalk, swampwalk, mountainwalk, forestwalk, non basic landwalk, islandhome, extort, riot, defender, fading 1, rampage 1, banding, soulbound, flash, flanking, haste, menace, reach, suspend {1}, ninjitsu