I'm getting better, not older

{g}: Regenerate (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all
damage from it, and remove it from combat.)
When I'm getting better, not older regenerates
you can double its +1/+1 counter. If it doesn't
have a +1/+1 counter put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Take your first breath again and cry with the rage of
a new borne that had to leave your mother's warm
and safe vagina.