Immaculate Ceaser

Trample, Hexproof. Haste
Whenever Immaculate Ceaser does combat
damage to a player, that player must deadlift 2
times their weight in pounds. If unable
to do so Immaculate Ceaser gains +x/+x.
Where X is the weight.
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Immaculate Ceaser is incredibly buff and cool. And a
friendly person who will help other people get girls, and
has massive rizz.