Immanuel Kant, the Obiquitous

Categorical Imperative - When you cast
Immanuel Kant, the Obiquitous, each opponent
creates a copy of Immanuel Kant, the Obiquitous.
Whenever Immanuel Kant, the Obiquitous leaves
the battlefield, he deals three damage to each
opponent and five damage to his controller.
Es ist gut.