Immortal Incarnate

When Immortal Incarnate enters the battlefield
it fights target creature chosen at random.
Double strike, trample.
Other creatures you control with double strike
get +2/+0 and gains haste.
Other creatures you control with trample get
+2/+0 and gains "This creature deals excess
combat damage when blocking to the
attacking player".
"I will conquer this realm, one legion at a time".