immovable cat

An iron cat that ignores physics out of spite. Speak its word: it animates into a meowing immovable rod, and only a DC 30 Strength check budges it. Speak the other: it pounces a creature within 30 ft.—target must save (Str DC 15) become prone and restrained under its “cat nap.” Cat has AC 15, 20 HP, resists all, heals by Mending, and if reduced to 0 HP, sulks inert for 24 hrs. A DC 10 Arcana check reveals the magic word: pspsps. “Finally, a cat that comes with an off button…and a flatten button.”