In-depth analysis

Target player reads out this card. When he is finished he gets 3 life. While he is reading you may count out loud. When he is finished and you have counted to at least 30, you may draw two cards. If he hasn't finished reading after 45 seconds he must start again. If he stops in the middle of the sentence he must start again. If he stops for longer than one second while reading he loses 3 life. If he pays 2 life however he might he can take up to 60 seconds. If he takes longer he must start again.