Inconceivable Sicilian

Sacrifice, Inconceivable Sicilian: Legendary Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, 'Never
get involved in a land war in Asia'—but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'
Ha ha ha ha ha ha