INDI!!, Glasses Man

At the beginning of your upkeep, move your
glasses to the person to your right and the person
to their right etc. etc.
{2}{c}{c}{t}: target player is given your glasses
{4}{c}{c}{t}: for each opponent who isn't wearing glasses, gain control of target nonland permanent
{6}{c}{c}{t}: each player who is not wearing glasses sacrifices all nonland permanents and is dealt 10
damage
"GLASSES!!!!"