Indomitable Lucanid

Whenever a creature would fight or block
Indomitable Lucanid, tap it. That creature
deals no damage this turn.

"Well, first we stuffed Mrs. Giller's dead goose
with rocks and dumped it in his territory, he
threw that over the hill. Then we filled this old
sheepskin with lead pellets..."
— Corfh, Junior Calcamancer