Infatuation

Unless target creature's controller pays {3} or
loses 2 life that creature cannot attack or block
and may not use its abilities until end of turn.
You may exile this card instead of putting it in
your graveyard. If you do, lose X life where X is
the toughness of the creature that was targeted
by this spell this turn, then draw 1/2 X cards,
rounded down.
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