INFERNO COP

Whenever this creature becomes blocked or blocks another creature, this creature gains +X/+Y where X is that creatures base power and Y is that creatures base toughness.
{b}{r}{r}: Until the end of turn if this creature would gain +X/+Y, it doesn't, instead, deal X plus Y damage to another random creature. and this creature gains half +X/+Y rounded down.
"NANI!? "