Inigo Slobbering Drunk

{3}: Exile another target creature you control,
then return it to the battlefield under its
owner's control. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you
may pay {g/w}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on
it. If it's a pirate put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
"You told me to go back to the beginning. So I have."