Insult to the Culinary Arts

Insult to the Culinary Arts enters the battlefield
with 8 slice counters.
When Insult to the Culinary Arts enters the battlefield, goad all creatures target Italian controls.
{t}, remove 1 slice counter from
Insult to the Culinary Arts: You gain 3 Life.
When there are no slice counters on
Insult to the Culinary Arts, sacrifice it, target Italian
loses the game.