Invasion of Tomato Town

Until end of turn, whenever a creature you
control would deal damage to a player, it instead
deals damage to a creature of that player's choice
he or she controls. Excess damage dealt this way
is dealt to another creature of that player's choice
he or she controls. Repeat that process until no
excess damage would be dealt.
"We just wiped out Tomato Town. Cross out ten
hostiles." - Leviathan