Invasive Catoblepas

Deathtouch, Trample
{b}{g} Channel Discard Invasive Catoblepas. Draw 3 cards.
{b}{g} Bloodrush Discard Invasive Catoblepas. Target attacking creature gains deathtouch and trample until end of turn.
The bane of Teflon. Then again, also the bane of everyone else.