iPhone

When iPhone enters the battlefield choose one.
-Look up a card legal in standard and put it in play, it loses haste.
-Your opponents turn can only be 30 seconds.*
-Destroy 2 lands
-Your opponent must make you a sandwich after the game.#
*Once the time is up, the turn ends immediately, all things on the stack play and all attacking creatures attack.
#Nuttela or Vegemite only. Must be satisfactory spread.