Irradiated Radroach

Kicker. {g}+{c}. Irradiated Radroach gets +1/+1 counters for each time it is kicked during its cast.
If it is kicked more than 5 times it gains:
Flying, Haste and Trample.
If it is kicked for more than 5 it becomes decayed.
Decayed: (This creature can't block.
When it attacks, sacrifice it at the end of combat.)
"Never thought I'd see a roach big and strong
enough to rip open a can of food,
imagine what it could've done to my arm!"