Irwin Dundee, Cop Killer

Menace
When Irwin Dundee, Cop Killer is blocked, it
deals 1 damage to each creature blocking it.
"Give me a home among the gumtrees. With lots of
plum trees. A sheep or two, a kangaroo, A clothesline
out the back, Verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair"