Isaac the Fractal

+1: Text friend and invite for a porch beer (+1/+1 counter on target creature, creature gains vigilance, and flying)
-2: Isaac's drunken resolve (gain life equal to target creature's power, that creature deals 4 damage to any target)
-5: Party at Rockett's!! Including strays (creatures you control deal damage equal to their power to any target , divided as you cho0se )