It Takes Two

Enchant artifact you control
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base
power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its
other types.
Enchanted artifact has "As long as you have at
least one other creature in your party, you have
a full party." (Your party consists of up to one of
each Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)
"I roll to seduce the violin. "
— Bardicus the Foolish, last words