IT, The Airline Killer

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Crew 1

We're in the money, Mr. Hat — Whenever you crew this Vehicle, you may activate an ability of the creature used to Crew it without paying its activation cost.

Now, IT is easily operated using four flexigrip handles.
Two of them are on each side. Left side for throttle, right side for steering. The third flexigrip is gently inserted into the anus, to keep the driver in place.
— Garrison, demonstrating the IT