It was like that, I swear!

When you cast this spell, loudly say "Hey, what's that?" and point to something behind target opponent. Target opponent must turn their head to look, and then start counting to 4 Mississippi. While target opponent has their head turned, you may target up to 4 of their permanents and tap them and / or remove a counter from them. When target opponent turns their head back around, you must proclaim "It was like that, I swear!", or the spell is countered.