It's Corona Time!

At the beginning of your upkeep, create one
Food token and six Treasure tokens.
{2}{w}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature,
then tap it.
{2}{r}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Treasure
tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Why d'you look so fuckin SAD all the time?!"