Itz Baff Tiem!

A creature with Baff tokens cannot attack, block,
be targeted, or use abilities until there are no Baff
tokens on it.
{u}{b}: put a Baff token on target creature.
When Itz Baff Tiem! leaves play, remove all Baff
tokens from all creatures.
I donut want baffs. Dis iz worse den jail. Will be
heccs to pay.