Ivan the Supa Slav

Haste, First Strike, Vigilance, Indestructible,
Marxist, Gunslinger.
When Ivan the Supa Slav enters the battlefield,
untap all weapons you control and attach them to
Ivan the Supa Slav.
When you cast Ivan, exile all creatures
you control until Ivan leaves the battlefield.
When Ivan is dealt damage, instead put that
many +1/-1 counters on Ivan.
All creatures able to block Ivan the Supa Slav
must do so.