Ivo, the Whining One

Ivo, the Whining One can't block.
When Ivo, the Whining One enters the battlefield target player becomes controller of Ivo, the
Whining One.
Whenever you cast a spell you choose:
— Ivo, the Whining One deals 2 damage to you
— Return a land you control to your hand
Ivos texting style is like a Bermuda Triangle of communication, it's impossible to decipher but
guaranteed to make your eyes bleed.