I.W.D. Lotus

{t}, Sacrifice I.W.D. Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
If today is March 8th and you are a woman, you cannot lose the game and your opponents cannot win the game.
If an opponent challenges this effect, they must immediately bring you chocolate or flowers. If they refuse, they lose the game.

"Today, we decide. And beware of hexproof and indestructible effects."