J-WAAH, MASTER OF SHITS

Whenever J-WAAH, Master of Shits enters the battlefield and/or attacks, place a fart counter on it.

When J-WAAH, Master of Shits dies, enters a graveyard, or becomes exiled, creatures opponents control recieve -1 to toughness for each fart counter until end of turn.

HMMM, YOU SMELL THAT BEEF? J-Waah, Master of shits