Jack Black, Biker

Undying, Trample
As long as Jack Black has a +1/+1 counter on it,
it has haste.
"I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your
goofy ass!"
"If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got
Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya,
right here."
-Jack Black and Ron Burgundy