Jack, Hero of Nothing

Haste, trample, lifelink, double strike, deathtouch, menace, reach, vigilance
I swear if a dragon farted on em he'd be in for it.
But the man has skill. I believe that if he were
to hold an Excalibur of his own he could kill a demigod. Then alas... whos gonna give em that.
Not like they just come fallen out of the sky or anything...