Jack, Judge Judy's Schlog

+2: Create a 0/1 Astolfo creature token with Trample, Shroud. Add Loyalty Counters equal to the damage Astolfo tokens dealt this turn.
-3: Target player becomes gay, they get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep you must swap decks with a random player." (Can stack)
-12: Roll a D6. Create the Pile. All players replace their decks with their hands. All spells are free for the rest of the game. No one can draw.