Jack of All Trades

This conspiracy only affects Oozes
Wizards you control have "{t}: Tap target
permanent"
Warriors you control have "{t}: Target creature
you control fights target creature"
Clerics you control have "{t}: Gain 1 life
Rogues you control have "{t}: Deal 4 damage to
any target"
Bards you control have "{t}: Untap target
permanent"