Jack Stork, 2020

Companion- Your starting deck must contain
Urza's Tower and Reality Smasher.
When Jack Stork attacks, if you own GTA V
and have memorized Season 4, Episode 14
of The Office, you may eat a pound of tortilla
chips. If you do, destroy target creature with
COVID-19. It can't be regenerated.
"There's so much going on in the world right now"