Jack, the Drunken

{2}{r}{u}{t}: create 1 booze token. (this token has {t}: add 1 colorless mana to your mana pool,
then take 1 damage)
While you control a booze token you may tap
Jack, the Drunken: target creature gains haste,
and +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Captain, I promise you that you don't evverr have to
worry about me. I love you."