Jackalope the Falsified

Deathtouch
At the start of your upkeep phase: destroy
Jackalope the Falsified.
{g}: Discard a land. Put a +1/+1 counter on
Jackalope the Falsified.
{1}: Jackalope the Falsified fights target creature
you don't control.
{p/w}{p/u}{p/b}{p/r}{p/g}: Exile your graveyard. Return this
exiled card to your hand.