Jackalope the Fictitious

Deathtouch
At the start of your upkeep phase: destroy
Jackalope the Fictitious.
{u}: Jackalope the Fictitious connives.
{1}: Jackalope the Fictitious fights target creature
you don't control.
{p/w}{p/u}{p/b}{p/r}{p/g}: Exile your graveyard. Return this
exiled card to your hand.