Jackass, Bard Beyond Death

Choose up to two different abilities each turn:
{1}{b} Jackass gains fear until the end of turn.
{u}{u} Target creature gains flying until the end of turn.
{b}{b}{b} Target creature gains double strike until
the end of turn.
{2}{u}{u} Counter target spell.

"Of course I'm a hero, haven't you seen the statue
made in my honor?"