Jackie Chiles, Attorney At Law

Haste
When Jackie Chiles enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a creature. If that creature would deal damage to an opponent this turn, instead, draw a card, then discard a card.
{1}{u}{t}: Put Jackie Chiles, Attorney at Law
on top of it's
owner's library.
Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!