Jackie Chiles, Esquire

Law and Order -- Whenever you cast a white
instant or sorcery spell, you and another
target play each gain 3 life.
Logic and Intellect -- Whenever you cast a blue
instant or sorcery spell, you and another
target player each draw a card.
"It's an infringement of your constitutional rights...
It's outrageous... egregious... preposterous!"