Jackie Welles,

When Jackie Welles enters the battlefield, create
two Legendary colorless artifact Equipments
named La Chingona Dorada. They have "The
legend rule doesn't apply to La Chingona
Dorada" and Equip {2}. The first artifact has "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and first strike"
and the other one has "Equipped creature gets
+1/+1 and deathtouch". Both enter the
battlefield attached to Jackie Welles.
When La Chingona Dorada becomes unattached
to Jackie Welles, sacrifice it.