Jacksepticeye, Eye Lord

+2: Top of the morning to you, laddies!, Target Permanent gains Indestructible.
-7: YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!, Creatures your opponent controls gain -X/-2 where X is the number of creatures in your Graveyard.
-20: SAMS FOR DAYS!, Put down a 1/1 green Septic Sam Token onto the battlefield with "Each turn a Septic Sam is still alive, put down double."