James, Egg Roll King

Whenever another nontoken creature dies, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an egg roll (food).

Whenever you eat an egg roll, note one of its creature types, then if you've eaten 5 or more different egg rolls, draw a card. If you've eaten 10 or more different egg rolls, target player mills ten cards. If you've eaten 20 different egg rolls, target player is fucking dead.