Jamestopia

Jamestopia enters the battlefield tapped.
When Jamestopia enters the battlefield, you
must screech at the top of your lungs
"WELCOME TO JAMESTOPIA!"
{t}: add {u} or {w} to your mana pool or $1M
to your ESOP bonus.
"Welcome to Jamestopia!" Did you know that buying this island only uses 1% of your ESOP bonus?