Jank

If 1 color of mana was spent to cast this card, deal three damage to many target. If 2 colors of mana was spent to cast this card, draw three cards. If 3 colors of mana was spent to cast this card, you gain 5 life. If 4 colors of mana was spent to cast this card, put 3 +1+1 counters on a creature. If 5 colors of mana was spent to cast this card, choose three of the above abilities.