Jar Jar Binks

Indestructible
At the beginning of your upkeep, Jar Jar Binks
deals 5 damage to you and you must talk like him
until your next turn.
The last player to not throw down their cards and
walk away in annoyance, wins the game.
{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}{c}{t}: Target opponent gains control
of Jar Jar Binks