Jar Jar, Sith Lord

Reach, Double Strike, Hexproof
{b}{b}{r}{r}: Monstrosity 4 (If this creature
isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it
and it becomes monstrous.)
{b}{r}: Force lighting deals 2 damage to target
player or creature.
"Meesa ultimate Sith..."
— Jar Jar, Sith Lord