Jared, Misguided Protege

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card this turn.

Whenever you cast a spell from exile, roll a six-sided die.
— 1–2: Greg deals 4 damage to you.
— 3–4: Each opponent creates a Treasure token.
— 5–6: Copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Partner with Adrienne, Arcane Cultivator

"No, YOU'RE bad at this game!"